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But it’s not just about the way one dresses. Having a cool catchphrase can also work wonders! For example, Obama can score big personality points (while shoring up his “urban base”) by countering McCain’s arguments with phrases such as “Honky, please!” or “Cracker, please!” or perhaps even “May-o-nnaise, please!”
But McCain is just as capable of capturing the “urban” vote—we all know that “urban” is code for “black,” right? Right!—if he heeds the following two words of advice: battle rap. Obama will crap his elitist underpants when his shoes and mother are insulted by McCain’s wicked rhymes. (Oh, and John? Don’t forget to beat-box!)
But McCain is just as capable of capturing the “urban” vote—we all know that “urban” is code for “black,” right? Right!—if he heeds the following two words of advice: battle rap. Obama will crap his elitist underpants when his shoes and mother are insulted by McCain’s wicked rhymes. (Oh, and John? Don’t forget to beat-box!)